Overheard from the Backseat

"I don't like you."
"Well, it's Opposite Day."
"So I like you. I like you very, VERY much."
"Thank you, I like you, too."
"No, you don't."
"I do on Opposite Day."
"No, you don't"
"Yes, I do."
"No, you don't"
"Yes, I do."
"MADDIE."
"TIMMY."